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WARNING: Not to be taken seriously.
If I haven't hit on you yet, there's something wrong with you.
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I wish to travel through the mist of dust,
I wish for wing that do not rust,
The metalic angel of my dreams
Love me or hate me,
but spare me your indifference
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WARNING: Not to be taken seriously.
If I haven't hit on you yet, there's something wrong with you.
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Two against the world
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I wish to travel through the mist of dust,
I wish for wing that do not rust,
The metalic angel of my dreams
Love me or hate me,
but spare me your indifference
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Two against the world
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I wish to travel through the mist of dust,
I wish for wing that do not rust,
The metalic angel of my dreams
Love me or hate me,
but spare me your indifference
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Two against the world
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I wish to travel through the mist of dust,
I wish for wing that do not rust,
The metalic angel of my dreams
Love me or hate me,
but spare me your indifference
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